What He Says, What I Actually Hear. Topic: Move away with me.

It's been a busy week with the boy. I told him he's making my head spin.

RTG is in the military. He is currently inactive. But he's been periodically saying that he is considering going back to active duty.

To him it means one thing. To me it means. He has to go live somewhere else on a base. There are no army bases where we live.

This morning he says it again and I say, "Nooooooo, don't go away. What am I supposed to do then?"

He says, very casually, "Just come with me."



All I heard was, "I''m totally okay with us moving in together."



Hahaha, this one was a heart stopping moment when he said it. I was stunned for a second. I definitely don't even think he noticed but that one hit something inside me.

What He Says, What I Actually Hear. Topic: All Access

My boyfriend, RTG, lives in a house that he is renting to own. Since he's been living there, he doesn't have a key to the front door (nothing worth taking in the house...but still). I would've changed the locks the first night but anyway...

It's a little convenient for when he's out of town and such, he forgets things like: dishes in the sink, trash, etc. So it's nice to be able to pop by and make sure everything is how it should be.

This past weekend, he informed me that he finally got the key to the front door from the owner. So I said, "Crap, how am I going to be able to clean your house when you aren't home?"

He says, "I'll give you a key."

I heard, "I'll give you a key."

Yea. Shit just got real.

What He Says, What I Actually Hear. Topic: Adoption

Funny little story for today. It's a little graphic as far as my language about human anatomy...just going to throw that out right at the start. I'm not a very modest or even secretive person for that matter.

Brief back story: RTG (Really Tall Guy) has some kiddos. FOUR kiddos. One of which he has custody of. They're pretty adorably awesome little people. I love them (pretty sure they think I'm the bee's knees too).

So one afternoon last week we had some sex for no reason whatsoever except that it seemed like a good time. We were laying and talking after (I pretty much always make him converse with me after). At one point during, we were in a doggy-style position and got a little careless and I had a little scare (I've torn my skin down there before during drunken sex. Ever since that, I've been hyper-aware when I'm in the position about what's happening so that it NEVER happens again).

So while we were talking afterwards I explained why I freaked out and made him stop for a minute. So following up with that, I commented that it might be one of the reasons I think I might never want to have kids or why if I DO have kids, I will definitely be having a C-section birth. I don't want my vagina to rip, get cut, be stitched, or even be stretched for that matter. I want it to be exactly how it is forEVER (I know I'm delusional, but still).

His response to my rant: "Well you can always adopt."

All I heard: "You can just adopt mine."

What He Says, What I Actually Hear. Topic:Dating

So, its still pretty new. Been seeing RTG about a month now. We havebt really had any kind of talk about our status. All I know is, I REALLY like him and he REALLY likes me. I'm content.

But alas, I am a girl and my brain works in a hilarious way.

Last night in bed, we were joking around. I can't remember his exact wording, but he referred to us breaking up temporarily. And we joked a bit about make-up sex, blah blah blah.

The whole conversation all I heard was about us breaking up. Which means we're official enough to break up and I fell asleep wondering if this was a boyfriend.

What He Says...What I actually Hear. Topic: Meeting the kids.

Recently I met a guy that I've been spending a lot of time with. I don't know if he cares if I say his name on here or not so I'll refer to him with a nickname. Lets call him....Really Tall Guy.

So RTG has some baggage. Divorced with 4 kids. Meh, he's pretty awesome so we are disregarding that.

One of these children is, as of recently, living with him.


In a text conversation (I'll be editing his grammar and spelling mistakes in these quotes) he types:

"You do understand it will be a while before you meet the kids."




All I heard was, "We'll be together long enough and you'll be important enough to meet my kids."